Happy Fornication letra

Have been Mr. Single for a while
Got no females in a square mile
Already have calluses in my hands
Too much masturbation no one withstands

Now and then I try a household device
But even that won’t suffice
Got myself so delirious
That my neighbor’s goat looks kind of vicious

The other day I whacked off with a plunger
Almost got me a penile puncture

I’m so happy, ohhh

Even brought my proctologist appointment ahead
And stuck my dick in a banana bread
All I wanted was a happy fornication
But chicks don’t dig me ‘cause of my genital malformation

Went down to the bar to get intoxicated
Met some broads and got animated
Spotted a girl and we drank ‘til late
End up trying to rise the birth rate

Next morning I had a huge hangover
Still I wish I wasn’t sober!
Liquor doesn’t teach you to spot a transvestite
Thought her name was Rita but no, it was Yosemite!

Serrabulho - Letras

• B.O.O.B.S. (Best Objects Of Baby Sucking)
• Buttman
• Caguei Na Betoneira
• Congro
• Happy Fornication
• Life Of a Penis
• Peidinho Ron Ron
• Pentilhoni Nu Culhoni
• Pornocchio
• Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (Gang Bang Edition)
• Star Whores
• Testicular Torsion
• Vaseline