Life Of a Penis letra

I am a sad winnie
Wrinkly and skinny
Always with a bad hairstyle
Never have a shag worthwhile
Live tightly with two nuts
Now only desired by flatulent buts

Used to be such a stallion
Could hump a whole battalion
Never lacked of pussy
Waxed, shaved or bushy

Life of a penis!

Sometimes they were morbidly obese
Others they smelled like cheese
At times I went for the experienced ones
Others for the catholic nuns
But I really loved the virgin cunt
Where one could go treasure hunt!

People called me mushroom head
My fame was quite widespread
Always found a first-class vagina
Even if it was in china
Once I was constantly erect
Nowadays I am forever wrecked

Can only get a viagra boner
From now on I’ll be a loner
I have crabs and incontinence
Herpes and impotence

Can’t even get manual decompression
Since my owner is handless
A hard on would be a bless
To save me from this great depression!
I am a sad winnie, wrinkly and skinny
Always with a bad hairstyle
Never have a shag worthwhile
Live tightly with two nuts
Now only desired by flatulent buts

Serrabulho - Letras

• B.O.O.B.S. (Best Objects Of Baby Sucking)
• Buttman
• Caguei Na Betoneira
• Congro
• Happy Fornication
• Life Of a Penis
• Peidinho Ron Ron
• Pentilhoni Nu Culhoni
• Pornocchio
• Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (Gang Bang Edition)
• Star Whores
• Testicular Torsion
• Vaseline